remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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