Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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