It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
