So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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