shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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