Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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