The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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