Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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