thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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