Your mouth is God's brothel.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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