Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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