He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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