4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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