Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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