She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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