She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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