so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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