I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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