I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Randomize
