She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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