Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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