Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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