Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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