Whod you bang
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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