i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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