Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She's the barista slut.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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