what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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