I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
