Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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