Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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