you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
