The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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