I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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