what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
And then he peed in my hair
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