I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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