you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
