butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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