Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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