We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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