I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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