Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We don't watch enough power rangers
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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