You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well I just put wine in my tea
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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