If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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