So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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