Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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