I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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