I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My bed smells like the plague
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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