idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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