Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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