Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
send nudes
from the living room?
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