escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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