i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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