i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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