Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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