So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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