similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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